Wonderful, Afro-Ninja.
This text-based game provides a lot more freedom and interest than any other one that I've played. There are a surprising number of easter eggs, and the medals actually make you think. I am really surprised that I eventually got all the medals, a few of which were really clever. This game truly is fun and is really pretty impressive for a few days' work.
I recommend everyone try to find the medals because of the immense amount of pride in finding them all, but for those of you who have simply lost all hope, here is a cheap cheat sheet:
1) Or GTFO?: Enter 'tits or gtfo'
2) Knock Knock: Enter 'knock knock', then anything, then the punchline
3) Tipsy: Enter 'drink beer' three times
4) Wired: Enter 'drink coffee' three times
5) Pixel Punchers: Enter 'hit computer', or something to that effect, three times
6) Success!: Start by opening Flash. Enter 'new project'. Name it anything. Enter 'add to project'. Add 'art' and add 'music'. When you add 'code', you're going to have to type a line of code and repeat adding code to the project another four times. 'test project', 'debug project', 'publish project', 'submit project', and you're done.
7) Efficient: Above is mentioned the most efficient way to enter everything (you can skip the 'rename project' and 'view project' steps).
8) Inception: Name the project 'make my next game', then proceed to finish it and submit.