Looking past stereotypes...
It's fun. The controls can get a little stiff for one reason or another. Sometimes I turn around, and end up dashing. If I turn around again, I'm moving at normal speed, and it feels like something's wrong. I don't know, it's not really anything major.
It's also a lot shorter than I expected. With the health bars, damage numbers, etc., I was expecting more of an RPG-ish game with level ups and whatnot. If it was a little longer, I wouldn't feel a little disappointed by it. Even then, though, it's a nice little 15 minute diversion.
The only real problem I have with it is that there's a glitch when you're fighting Psych O' Brian. If you hit him too early, he ends up in a locked state, where he won't move, and where you can't hit him. I've had to restart twice already because of this. But, since it's so short, who cares about restarting?
It's nice and it got a chuckle out of me. Good work.