Reviews for Super Adventure Game Land

[LOOY]

i can haz philosophy?!

Pros:
Reasonably compelling story to make me finish
Not too long
Mildly funny references to the ET game

Cons:
Intro takes a fucking age.
Music hurts my ears.
Fucking massive load time, despite being a tiny game.
No real depth to combat, hold A and Right arrow to kill everything.
The ending is crap, despite what I said above.
If this is supposed to be funny, it isn't.
If this was supposed to have meaning, it doesn't.

Summary:
This is either a failed parody or a "Generic Monochrome Indy Game with a Message", it barely qualifies as a game.

[Silver-VII]

NOT witty ot funny

3? That's way too high.

squidly responds:

Fine.

[lazinesslord]

bland and uninteresting

I can see where you were going with this. A parody of adventure games and their many tropes is pretty cool, but remember that this is a game. Which means you need to have good gameplay otherwise the funniest game in the world will be chore to get through.

squidly responds:

Yes, that's a lot clearer now...

[DJHalon]

a little too wordy...

I had no problem with the graphics or the music, but I got through the whole thing by holding the a button. Also, the amount of text was a bit much for how long the game was, so in the future try to keep everything nice and concise. I hope to see more games from you in the future.

[FryGuyCrate]

My Eyes Really Hurt

No seriously, my eyes are really burning. The gameplay was terrible in a funny way, which in a way makes it succeed, but way too short, way too much text, and the colorlessness made the fonts REALLY hurt my eyes. Owe.