Messianic Scoundrel... say what?!
The fourth Jonas Brother has been kidnapped by the Mafia. Are you a messianic enough scoundrel to rescue the fourth Jonas Brother?
I gave this.... thing? a 9/10 because it was mildly amusing and this result is pretty funny. Who would actually WANT to rescue the fourth jonas brother? A messianic scoundrel might!
You did a great job on this.
How about for a celebration, we go grab a burger?
HA HA HA!
Mine sounds like a wackjob story from The Sims.
"The highly contagious test subject has been kidnapped by llamas. Are you a cocky enough mortal to rescue the highly contagious test subject?"
...yeah.
Kept me occupied for the twenty minutes I needed.
The circus midget has been kidnapped by cosplayers. Are you a bored enough cat to rescue the circus midget?
Well, no, but I am bored enough to click this button about 250 times.
The butcher has been kidnapped by pizza-delivery boys. Are you an obnoxious enough lady to rescue the butcher?