xD "EPIC FAIL GUY"
Alright, the war veteran was kidnapped by vegans...that would make a nice game....
xD!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOL
xD "EPIC FAIL GUY"
Alright, the war veteran was kidnapped by vegans...that would make a nice game....
xD!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOL
The Sheriff has been KIDNAPPED by MORRIS DANCERS?
...
What's a Morris Dancer?
Messianic Scoundrel... say what?!
The fourth Jonas Brother has been kidnapped by the Mafia. Are you a messianic enough scoundrel to rescue the fourth Jonas Brother?
I gave this.... thing? a 9/10 because it was mildly amusing and this result is pretty funny. Who would actually WANT to rescue the fourth jonas brother? A messianic scoundrel might!
EPIC!
The Senator has been kidnapped by democrats. Are you a 8-bit enough soul to rescue the Senator?
Haha!
Hahaha
The governor has been kidnapped by the New York Symphony Orchestra. Are you a conceited enough prat to rescue the governor?