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Reviews for "Stamper's Quest For Fags"

Way too simple, and overall pretty boring.

Stamper's Quest For Fags is insanely easy, so much that it's actually very boring. You simply push the space bar to jump over cactus's, bees, etc. to keep your health meter, which takes the form of a penis, from going below your testicles. You do not even need the keyboards, unless you just want to unlock the medals of course. I only play this game for the medals. If it did not have that, this game would honestly not even be worth any one's time. On a note to that, however, I don't even know why medals were equipped with this game. I've seen far better without them. Overall, this game is not really fun, slightly humorous because of the concept, and very repetitive. The animations are slick and smooth, but that's one of the only things this game has going for it.

cool but

great concept, slick animation, boring as hell and you committed the cardinal sin of sloth when making medals, try harder and you may have something cool next time...

This game is great!

I just paid off my last mortgage for my house, filled a tank of gas for my car and got a brand new iPod!

Thanks Stampers Quest for Fags!

Kevin responds:

Woah rly?

Nothing Special

Obviously the implemented medal system boosts the score a lot. It seems like the game isn't really that finished. The DOES hurt you on Nightmare mode sometimes; especially the first one you pick up if you have full health.. it takes you below half on it. The hit test on it was awful though. Another thing is that sometimes the 'fags' and health are below the ground making them unattainable. Also, it gets annoying when you have absolutely no choice of getting hurt or not (i.e. a bee and cactus at the same time with the bee in the air above mid height). To me that makes for a poor game because it is based on luck for a lot of it. But hey, the animation was great and the music was obviously fun, even if it is a rip from Alkie Kong 2. Anyways, try to fix things up a little more and update it because right now this is just poor work.

And I thought Rob was the runner

Fun, simple, good time waster. I think the sounds he made when he got hit could have been better, but meh.

Also, sometimes the health packs don't work, and others will auto-fill your entire health bar. Just a heads up.