Excessively Tedious
This game has absolutely no challenge to it while at the same time asking tediously vague things of the player and providing nothing (except Newgrounds medal points) in return. Even worse, for most medal acquisitions, there is little (if any) direction on how to accomplish the goal and even a trivially small mistake is often enough to negate the effort.
More explicit instructions are certainly a must for a game such as this, especially for those who don't have any mudding experience to fall back on. Substantially more information contained within the look option would also have taken steps towards making this game enjoyable. In the end, this is a text based game that does not provide the user with adequate key terms to allow progression.
As a gift to those out there (like me) who would be more frustrated by not earning the medals than by wading through this mess of a game, I've provided instructions below. Just click on the text box at the bottom of the menu screen (the '>' is pointing right at it) and type in each line followed by enter. You should obviously stop reading here if you don't want anything spoiled for you.
It's a boy:
play
take gloves
use gloves
take blindfold
use blindfold
take pills
use pills
pull gently
Goodbye World:
play
suicide
Filthy Hands:
play
pull
Can't Concentrate:
play
take gloves
use gloves
take blindfold
use blindfold
pull
That's Disgusting:
play
take gloves
use gloves
pull
Hercules:
play
take gloves
use gloves
take blindfold
use blindfold
take pills
use pills
pull
You're Too Slow:
play
take gloves
*wait for timer to run out*
Just Can't Wait:
pull
XYZZY:
play
xyzzy
Confuzzled:
play
*wait for timer to run out*
Speedy Delivery:
play
take gloves
use gloves
take blindfold
use blindfold
take pills
use pills
pull gently
*complete all input within 20 seconds*
Wrong Way:
play
push
Play Again:
play
play