SPOILER!
pull gently -- Just cant wait
suicide -- Goodbye world
push -- Wrong way
xyzzy -- XYZZY win
let time run out -- Your too slow
take blindfold
blindfold tom -- prevents Thats disgusting
take pills
take gloves
take april
consume pills -- prevents Cant concentrate
wear gloves -- prevents Filthy hands
deliver baby - - Hercules
pull gently -- Its a boy!
Not sure what the time limit is for Speedy delivery, not sure how to unlock the Confuzzled achievment.
Had to use a browser proxy and the vi editor to find the verb phrases and nouns used in this game, cant give it more than 1 since I had to haxxx0r the binary swf code.