Hilaroius!!
haha... You Have Supoer Speed... Why didnt you come before he bit me??... Cause i came in the Volvo!!! xD!! Lol The Volvo!!
Reviews for "Twilight: The Broodening"
Wow, that was quite a rant.
Good work dude. Who do those bastards think they are, changing all the well-known vampire mythology.
Awesome-ly True
It kind of sad that, that is the plot of both the book and movie, except this way is how it should have been told from the start. Hella funny I lol'ed so hard.
damn
i wish this has been released before i got a chance to read the book... watching is animation took less time and was 10x more entertaining.
AWSEOME I LOVED IT!!!!!!! BUT
Vampires are just legend, first of all, they are percepted by some to be savage WEREWOLF like beasts. I know what I'm saying, I have actually looked this up, in Peru locals see WEREWOLF-like beasts and call them VAMPIRES! Well that isn't the point, in a book called Curque Du Freak, by Darren Shan, the vampires can flit, or run at the speed of sound... sorta, have super human strength, they don't have fangs, they use their nails to get blood, and theres other vampires that actually kill humans but they are purple and called vampanazee or something like that.
Anyways, the "common" vampire is known to have fangs, suck blood, turn into a bat, etc. etc., but is that really a Vampire? Have you actually seen or encountered a vampire in your life? Did it look like a Vampire? What does a vampire look like?
For all we know the common vampire could be as human as we are, just another average joe with a taste for blood, or it could be some glittery dude in the sun. Maybe it could be some maniac in an Insane Asylum or some Heroin or Dope addict, or maybe yet..... the person living right next door to you.......
We do not know what a vampire is or what it is supposed to be, or if one even exists. A vampire in Stephanie Meyer's view ( the author of the Twilight series ) is one that has super human strength, speed, hearing, with special abilities, doesn't die in the sun but instead has a reflection on the skin that to me looks like blinged-out lizard skin..... sorta, and is immortal. Thats how she sees vampires so let it be how she sees vampires
You guys keep saying that Vampires are supposed to be this way and zombies are supposed to be this way, well they're not. It's lore guys, c'mon now be real, vampires could grow wings and fly and dominate the world in that movie/book but it didnt, because the story was better that way. You guys keep talking about how horrible twilight is, if its so bad then why was it #1 in the box office for 2 months straight and made over 8 million dollars? ITS A ROMANCE PEOPLE. It wouldn't work out with the vampires you talk about being in here. I honestly liked the movie. Not just emo girls read these books, more guys at my school have been reading them and 94% of the women at my high school read them, the other 16% being EMO. I'd type more but I think i typed too much, after all its a review.
Overall though it was SO HILARIOUS I LOVED IT