wewt lvl 14
I liked this game. Sort of like helicopter, only with power-ups and you dont crash when you ride the bottom
Reviews for "Crazy Tracker"
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'm sorry, I can't give this game anything higher than what it deserves: A big fat zero.
At first play, it seemed like an innocent, fun, creative style of animation/gaming. However, as I continuously lost, I referred back to the main menu for instruction. Upon reading a bit further, I realized the text said "How far can you get before you become a permanent fixture in the 'Machine'?". That was the clincher for me.
Now I'm usually not a big one on politics, but I think this is seriously some huge totalitarian scheme for us to "adapt" to our new world order. When I look at "permanent fixture in the Machine", I think immediately of 1984, where intelligent individuals are stripped of their unorthodoxy and ability to be unique, independent persons, including the ability to think. The "Machine" reminds me of the "Party" or the concept of Orthodoxy in 1984; the groupthinker, the orthodoxy. The game itself lends the impossibility of winning. When it says "How far can you go before you become a permanent fixture...", it implies inevitability of dissolving into the Party, or, in this twisted metaphor, part of the Machine. It also implies dominance of you, the creator, of being our profound, undisputed "leader" or unquestionable authority, since you're the one who created this game, and thusly the wording that implies that we can never win. In short terms, you are the Newgrounds's "big brother" who dictates that we will never win this game, and that we will undoubtedly dissolve into this "machine", in which all the parts work dependently of another; there is no uniqueness, unorthodoxy, or individuality. In other terms, you're a minion of the global Governments (or Party, if you want to go oldschool) of whom are trying to prepare the people of the Internet for their inevitable subordinance to the Government's mental conditioning of the people, the goal of which is to strip all kinds of outward, individual thought. There's no doubt that the next step will be to load the language (which already has been executed, to an extent) to isolate us from all outside sources of linguistics. I've been preparing for this myself for quite some time, and I've taken up learning several languages (Spanish, Russian, German) to protect myself from the impending manipulation of this English language.
I'm truly convinced that the style, implication, premise, and wording of this game is a grandfather plot to manipulate and dehumanize the people of the Internet in preparation for a global manipulation. Where else to start? The Internet is perfect, of course, since it IS the outside source of everything. If you'd started from the real world, people on the Internet would obviously take notice and rebellion could start before you could ever stop it, but I've got to give you props for this: you're clever enough to start at intelligence's core and then work your way through to the less-aware parts of humankind. Kudos to you.
I apologize, but I just must rate this a 0. I'm not going to fall into the pit of others of whom rate this a 10 out of sheer ignorance and irrationalization. You're not going to fool me, but I'm afraid you've already fooled others. If this review or my account are to ever be deleted, I'll surely know for a fact that this scheme will have been put already into action and that the unawareness of all mankind will be reached in a matter of years; a much quicker feat than even George Orwell's perplexing imagination could ever conjure up. However, I do believe that there will always be people who will rise up against the suppression, at least for some time, and point out a couple wise words, even past the loaded language's restrictions. Look at quotes from Mark Twain to know what I'm talking about. Even in an already Orwellian time we're in, people have been able to convey wise thoughts through our brilliant language.
But enough of this. I refuse to be suppressed by the ever-scarring sentence and words "How far can you get before you become a permanent fixture in the 'Machine'?".
I leave you with these paragraphs. Read them wisely.
-IOA
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enjoyed it
i enjoyed this game very much,good graphics,no glitches,and usful power ups,though it gets hard without a shield later on.i made it to level 11,and i give you credit,just for a mouse controled game.i also do agree with NZmaster because during game play you can't get up to do anything really.overall,it was a fun game of evision.(correct me if that was spelled wrong...)
i vote 5 and feel bad for people who don't play this game.keep on the good work.
nice
nice flow until like lev 15, i started to screw up from here, it was like...kind of laggind...i dont know if its my slow pc or like someone else say its just like shaking...anyway good game! and just a question: how the thing spawn? randomly or presetted?
great game lvl 13 XD
hard game but cool 10/10