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This game wont work for me because your cute little advertisment hogs so much bandwith the loading stops at 35% or so... and never continues...
Reviews for "Crazy Tracker"
>:3
I'm sorry, I can't give this game anything higher than what it deserves: A big fat zero.
At first play, it seemed like an innocent, fun, creative style of animation/gaming. However, as I continuously lost, I referred back to the main menu for instruction. Upon reading a bit further, I realized the text said "How far can you get before you become a permanent fixture in the 'Machine'?". That was the clincher for me.
Now I'm usually not a big one on politics, but I think this is seriously some huge totalitarian scheme for us to "adapt" to our new world order. When I look at "permanent fixture in the Machine", I think immediately of 1984, where intelligent individuals are stripped of their unorthodoxy and ability to be unique, independent persons, including the ability to think. The "Machine" reminds me of the "Party" or the concept of Orthodoxy in 1984; the groupthinker, the orthodoxy. The game itself lends the impossibility of winning. When it says "How far can you go before you become a permanent fixture...", it implies inevitability of dissolving into the Party, or, in this twisted metaphor, part of the Machine. It also implies dominance of you, the creator, of being our profound, undisputed "leader" or unquestionable authority, since you're the one who created this game, and thusly the wording that implies that we can never win. In short terms, you are the Newgrounds's "big brother" who dictates that we will never win this game, and that we will undoubtedly dissolve into this "machine", in which all the parts work dependently of another; there is no uniqueness, unorthodoxy, or individuality. In other terms, you're a minion of the global Governments (or Party, if you want to go oldschool) of whom are trying to prepare the people of the Internet for their inevitable subordinance to the Government's mental conditioning of the people, the goal of which is to strip all kinds of outward, individual thought. There's no doubt that the next step will be to load the language (which already has been executed, to an extent) to isolate us from all outside sources of linguistics. I've been preparing for this myself for quite some time, and I've taken up learning several languages (Spanish, Russian, German) to protect myself from the impending manipulation of this English language.
I'm truly convinced that the style, implication, premise, and wording of this game is a grandfather plot to manipulate and dehumanize the people of the Internet in preparation for a global manipulation. Where else to start? The Internet is perfect, of course, since it IS the outside source of everything. If you'd started from the real world, people on the Internet would obviously take notice and rebellion could start before you could ever stop it, but I've got to give you props for this: you're clever enough to start at intelligence's core and then work your way through to the less-aware parts of humankind. Kudos to you.
I apologize, but I just must rate this a 0. I'm not going to fall into the pit of others of whom rate this a 10 out of sheer ignorance and irrationalization. You're not going to fool me, but I'm afraid you've already fooled others. If this review or my account are to ever be deleted, I'll surely know for a fact that this scheme will have been put already into action and that the unawareness of all mankind will be reached in a matter of years; a much quicker feat than even George Orwell's perplexing imagination could ever conjure up. However, I do believe that there will always be people who will rise up against the suppression, at least for some time, and point out a couple wise words, even past the loaded language's restrictions. Look at quotes from Mark Twain to know what I'm talking about. Even in an already Orwellian time we're in, people have been able to convey wise thoughts through our brilliant language.
But enough of this. I refuse to be suppressed by the ever-scarring sentence and words "How far can you get before you become a permanent fixture in the 'Machine'?".
I leave you with these paragraphs. Read them wisely.
-IOA
R
Dead genre.
Mouse tracking games suck,including this one. Adding power ups,and the choice of colour for your "cog" do nothing to make the game any more enjoyable. Then,when you factor in the incessant-ear-shredding-faux-techno song(replete with an eagle scream sound effect,to let you know it's epic) looping in the background;and the fact there was an advertisement for motherfucking air freshener! Goddamn your ads! How many homemakers do you figure play this game,or even visit NG,for that matter? All that insulting nonsense adds up to across the board zeros.
Bleh
It's been done before, and with far fewer annoying ads. One is one too many. At least the banner ones can easily be ignored.
The music is also an annoyance in this game. Worse still, the only way to shut it off is to shut off the sound to your computer.
If you want to play a good version of this game, play Metro.Siberia instead.
>:3
I'm sorry, I can't give this game anything higher than what it deserves: A big fat zero.
At first play, it seemed like an innocent, fun, creative style of animation/gaming. However, as I continuously lost, I referred back to the main menu for instruction. Upon reading a bit further, I realized the text said "How far can you get before you become a permanent fixture in the 'Machine'?". That was the clincher for me.
Now I'm usually not a big one on politics, but I think this is seriously some huge totalitarian scheme for us to "adapt" to our new world order. When I look at "permanent fixture in the Machine", I think immediately of 1984, where intelligent individuals are stripped of their unorthodoxy and ability to be unique, independent persons, including the ability to think. The "Machine" reminds me of the "Party" or the concept of Orthodoxy in 1984; the groupthinker, the orthodoxy. The game itself lends the impossibility of winning. When it says "How far can you go before you become a permanent fixture...", it implies inevitability of dissolving into the Party, or, in this twisted metaphor, part of the Machine. It also implies dominance of you, the creator, of being our profound, undisputed "leader" or unquestionable authority, since you're the one who created this game, and thusly the wording that implies that we can never win. In short terms, you are the Newgrounds's "big brother" who dictates that we will never win this game, and that we will undoubtedly dissolve into this "machine", in which all the parts work dependently of another; there is no uniqueness, unorthodoxy, or individuality. In other terms, you're a minion of the global Governments (or Party, if you want to go oldschool) of whom are trying to prepare the people of the Internet for their inevitable subordinance to the Government's mental conditioning of the people, the goal of which is to strip all kinds of outward, individual thought. There's no doubt that the next step will be to load the language (which already has been executed, to an extent) to isolate us from all outside sources of linguistics. I've been preparing for this myself for quite some time, and I've taken up learning several languages (Spanish, Russian, German) to protect myself from the impending manipulation of this English language.
I'm truly convinced that the style, implication, premise, and wording of this game is a grandfather plot to manipulate and dehumanize the people of the Internet in preparation for a global manipulation. Where else to start? The Internet is perfect, of course, since it IS the outside source of everything. If you'd started from the real world, people on the Internet would obviously take notice and rebellion could start before you could ever stop it, but I've got to give you props for this: you're clever enough to start at intelligence's core and then work your way through to the less-aware parts of humankind. Kudos to you.
I apologize, but I just must rate this a 0. I'm not going to fall into the pit of others of whom rate this a 10 out of sheer ignorance and irrationalization. You're not going to fool me, but I'm afraid you've already fooled others. If this review or my account are to ever be deleted, I'll surely know for a fact that this scheme will have been put already into action and that the unawareness of all mankind will be reached in a matter of years; a much quicker feat than even George Orwell's perplexing imagination could ever conjure up. However, I do believe that there will always be people who will rise up against the suppression, at least for some time, and point out a couple wise words, even past the loaded language's restrictions. Look at quotes from Mark Twain to know what I'm talking about. Even in an already Orwellian time we're in, people have been able to convey wise thoughts through our brilliant language.
But enough of this. I refuse to be suppressed by the ever-scarring sentence and words "How far can you get before you become a permanent fixture in the 'Machine'?".
I leave you with these paragraphs. Read them wisely.
-IOA