Caught my attention
Now please explain me how a crap of game like this, which is only 175 KB big, kept me distracted for about 15 minutes. Man, you're a genius.
I cheated on the uber-small text part, I had to zoom in a lot. As a compensation, I missed some messages for clicking too fast (must have Parkinson's or something).
...did you just call me a moron at the end?