good
Cool game I liked it!
Reviews for "Body Ladder"
Addictive stuff, but good be better
The idea is good, killing enemies en mass to use their dead bodies as mounds with with to climb higher and higher. Graphics although not brilliant are good enough for a quick game like this. Gameplay itself is easy i.e beats enemies with bat until they die, but progressing is a different matter.
The movement feels abit choppy and basic, just a downard swing with the bat/axe/chainsaw. Although the crosshair is good for blowing up heads, it feels a little awkward having to aim a bat. Power-ups could be more plentiful, afew games I went for what felt like several minutes without a health icon dropping. If you did see one drop other side of the screen, chances are you'd die trying to get it, so screw that!
Mostly; I was distracted by the huge chunky, mid screen lettering telling you that you are about to reach the next weapon. Maybe a small icon just saying 'axe' near the top of the screen and a clicking sound would be better.
To the other playas; if you keep clicking on the mofunzone link, minimise the screen slightly, can't see the bottom few cms of the game but that beats some big pop-up ruining everything.
COULD have been a great game
This little game entertained me for ooooh... 6 seconds or so, but the repetetiveness and utter simplecity of the game left me wanting to go do something more productive with my time... such as sleep... or look at something pornographic... or sniff glue... or something equally fun like that...
I found the comment "somewhere in the state of nevada" annoying, had you made this a year or two ago before >insert name here<MADNESS>insert name here< day was given birth then I might not of cared and might have even laughed, but after reading it over and over again in fan flashes and the forums or being spammed with it by some asshole over an MMO it starts to get old like the ever popular THIS IS SPARTA! or DONT TASE ME BRO! (most of which not even knowing where they came from but saying it anyway to try and be cool)
Don't even attempt to pretend theres a storyline... there isnt one... there just isnt... rascist albino zombie clones without faces risking their lives to kill some twat in a top-hat with an entire armory of weapons hidden up his anus and telekinetic powers which he got from god knows where allready standing on top of a gigantic pile of their dead bretherin obviously hinting that they would likely meet the same demise... all of whom slowly climbing higher and higher till they find heaven... which they wont, EVER because the game just goes on and on and on...
The tutorial could have been better, i didn't know i could actually move till i played the second time, but not moving made me uncover a glitch which you could use to comepletely avoid any confrontation with the enemy at all and could simply sit there while picking them off with your pk slowly going higher and higher till you get the pistols and just shoot the crap out of them till you get bored... I wont say how to do it because it sucks the fun right out of the game... but for those who dont care it involves STANDING STILL...
I found it incredibly easy, the only times I died were when I accidentally clicked on that FUCKING logo at the bottom right corner of the screen when I was trying to kill the enemys coming at me from the right... actually it killed me EVERY time, you've really got to move that thing
I could go on for hours about the fact that theres only a couple of weapons or how when you were just starting to get used to killing enemys with one hit using melee weapons it suddenly switches to ranged and you have to click at least a thousand times for those LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD PISS STAIN ZOMBIE SHIT BURGER EATING SONS OF BITCHS to go down... and probably would if not for me having this pounding headache and not being able to come up with anything remotely constructive
to make it short this will always be remembered as one of those COULD have been games... well by me at least the rest of which will probably just rate my review as useless and ill be temporarally banned again for some rule I didnt know of which they no doubt just made up so they could ban me... like using to many full stops to make long pauses... or how I made my review to long and should have just made a short miss-spelt one-word review like everyone else... or how i keep rambling on and on like im not even writing a review and im just sitting in a big empty room talking to myself......... hello? *deletes review and just rates 10* "kool! :D"
Fun
Got all the way to space or the atomshpere. Make a new one but with better and more I mean alot of weapons like 20 kills get you new weaopns but like put 50 weapons on here.
Great game.
This is a great game, a couple of buggy things but that's alright. I did die for one reason, that stupid thingy down bottom right that opens a new tab. It is bloody annoying. Either way, good game. 9/10