Really not that funny
This game is an unfunny joke.
Reviews for "This Game is a Joke"
TheMillz responds:
300+ Ng reviewers can't be wrong...
Luck
I'm giving you a 2 for making it to the front page, even though I don't see why it should even belong there. I'm pretty sure it was luck.
First off I'd like to say that I have a sense of humor... and this is anything but humorous (which goes for alot of Newgrounds animations and the users who bother to write reviews).
Maybe if I were 10 or 11, I would see things differently.
It had no mute button, as pointed out earlier...
I can mute my own speakers, but a majority of flash submissions include mute buttons, which is kind of standard now.
In terms of the humor aspect of the game... Just how old are you? The question itself is a comment itself to how unfunny this can be.
Next up is the use of porn in your game as a "reward"
#1 Its tasteless to use porn in a game, or even a flash animation.
#2 Lets assume the use of porn was tasteful, not only did you pick a bad subject to use, but there was no variety in what was used. Its like you went on a random webmaster's porn advertisement archive, picked one random link, and copied everything you saw on one page.
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But the saddest part of all, is that not only a majority of people give this pile a good review, but a majority of all users on Newgrounds who write a review have the minds and taste of humor of a todler. Yes your flash was pretty sad, but its in no comparrison to how sad most of the Newgrounds community is.
TheMillz responds:
Careful about your word choice towards the community--they out-number both of us man. And fire hurts!
Pointless
Proof that 400+ Ng reviewers CAN be wrong
I hope for the sake of the community and this website that you will continue to put effort into your games, but when crap like this gets frontpage and tons of praise, I can see why it would be tempting to just give up and pander to the lowest common denominator
"Listin Up"
Kurt Cobain is my hero and he didn't use heavy drugs like heroin untill the last couple months or weeks of his death. He wasnt just some stoner, always doped up on something.
this is why i love sex
TheMillz responds:
Nice 1 star. Here's where I upload the games that don't suck: https://shadowband.itch.io/