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Once upon a time, there was a dark kingdom called Lehigh. Everything was peaceful in Lehigh until one day a many creature called Grym Reapa attacked. Grym Reapa had the hand of a/an dragon and the head of a/an lion. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one silent knight to save Lehigh, and that knight's name was Metallix. As soon as Metallix heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Black armor and started riding his cobra to Grym Reapa's lair. He took his tall Hatchet and slashed the beast's foot. The beast screamed Fuck!!! And then hacked at Metallix almost killing him. Metallix used his last bit of energy to maim Grym Reapa away. Thanks to Metallix, the kingdom of Lehigh was saved and Metallix and the princess lived happily ever after.

MY STORY OWNS!

In the year 302zA.D. Spaceman gigitygoo from planet screw this was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 7497! He was going so fast that he didn't see the purple! planet up from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the purple! planet dragged his what ship and crashed it. Spaceman gigitygoo knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer gun (pew). Luckily, there was a/an what military base nearby. gigitygoo sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying ya mum behind some crates of dildos. Before he could ride ya mum back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of warthogs attack a baby fish thing. gigitygoo pulled out his lazer gun (pew) an beat the FUCKOMG!!! out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. gigitygoo got on the vehicle and flew away. what!!! All that was left from the plant was purple! dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an what death from the explosion. Spaceman gigitygoo became a hero in screw this and was worshipped for many years.

ewww

69 years ago, in a campsite in dick, a/an the camper named johndafuck had the adventure of his life. It all began in one a morning when johndafuck was hunting lions. He heard a the roar louder than any lion he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same the roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an a creature with red fur. johndafuck knew this had to be the a Bigfoot. johndafuck had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby shithole. He started to think of spermballs, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and fucked at johndafuck. Holy i love you kitten, yelled johndafuck, as the red beast reached him. johndafuck was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of johndafuck around that campsite in dick.

Once upon a time, there was a stupid kingdom called Skyrim. Everything was peaceful in Skyrim until one day a retarded creature called Muchacha attacked. Muchacha had the knee of a/an liger and the d*ck of a/an ant. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one toothless knight to save Skyrim, and that knight's name was Shazbot. As soon as Shazbot heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky blue armor and started riding his dinosaur to Muchacha's lair. He took his too nice AK47 and puzzled the beast's toe. The beast screamed f*ck!!! And then crapped at Shazbot almost killing him. Shazbot used his last bit of energy to shuffle Muchacha away. Thanks to Shazbot, the kingdom of Skyrim was saved and Shazbot and the princess lived happily ever after.

LOL, this is awesome!! xD

lol

Once upon a time, there was a strong kingdom called Castle. Everything was peaceful in Castle until one day a weak creature called Jesus attacked. Jesus had the Head of a/an Dog and the Groin of a/an Dragon. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one heavy knight to save Castle, and that knight's name was Xantor. As soon as Xantor heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Black armor and started riding his MagicalCat to Jesus's lair. He took his green Sword and Fucked the beast's Leg. The beast screamed Fuck!!! And then loved at Xantor almost killing him. Xantor used his last bit of energy to eat Jesus away. Thanks to Xantor, the kingdom of Castle was saved and Xantor and the princess lived happily ever after.