Mad-Lib
Once upon a time, there was a dark kingdom called Lehigh. Everything was peaceful in Lehigh until one day a many creature called Grym Reapa attacked. Grym Reapa had the hand of a/an dragon and the head of a/an lion. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one silent knight to save Lehigh, and that knight's name was Metallix. As soon as Metallix heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Black armor and started riding his cobra to Grym Reapa's lair. He took his tall Hatchet and slashed the beast's foot. The beast screamed Fuck!!! And then hacked at Metallix almost killing him. Metallix used his last bit of energy to maim Grym Reapa away. Thanks to Metallix, the kingdom of Lehigh was saved and Metallix and the princess lived happily ever after.