Amazing
I have always loved Madlibs :D. This was great!
Once upon a time, there was a erotic kingdom called Carlin. Everything was peaceful in Carlin until one day a didantic creature called Zakath attacked. Zakath had the Tibia of a/an wombat and the Femer of a/an mongoose. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one decadent knight to save Carlin, and that knight's name was Kyred. As soon as Kyred heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky red armor and started riding his geoduck to Zakath's lair. He took his deformed pike and screwed the beast's Big Toe. The beast screamed fucktard!!! And then impailed at Kyred almost killing him. Kyred used his last bit of energy to lick Zakath away. Thanks to Kyred, the kingdom of Carlin was saved and Kyred and the princess lived happily ever after.