lol great game!
A knights tale:
Once upon a time, there was a Dick kingdom called Noob Land. Everything was peaceful in Noob Land until one day a Fanny creature called AssHole attacked. AssHole had the Dick of a/an Cock and the Ass of a/an Turd. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Pussy knight to save Noob Land, and that knight's name was LivingShit. As soon as LivingShit heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Megatron armor and started riding his Noob to AssHole's lair. He took his Lol :) Ak-47 and loled the beast's Balls. The beast screamed FuckinShit!!! And then fudged at LivingShit almost killing him. LivingShit used his last bit of energy to N00b AssHole away. Thanks to LivingShit, the kingdom of Noob Land was saved and LivingShit and the princess lived happily ever after
well that was my worst story, the other 1's were good, it's just all random.
Great game tho.