took forever
Maybe a little less Still images and more killing? And The Voice acting was too soft and made me sleepy.
Reviews for "Turtle Park Massacre"
S'pose...
To be honest, when I wacthed this, I expected hilarious violence. I mean, killing everyone because someone ate your lunch is not gold, but silverish. I also expected Jimmy Vegas to be running riot stomping on and eating turtles in a beer-fueled rampage. Instead I got two slow, badly excused murders of an old turtle and a young one, delivered by the son/father respectively. He forgot the potato salad... woop-de-fucking-doo. Next time, stick to your title, instead of having a badly-named turtle kill his family.
Turtle
This movie is way to violence. Kinda sick actually.. anyway the movements of the turtle etc are really boring. I only liked the intro with the black and white interaction. But thats about it.
Not too bad
Not horrible. That was one messed up turtle. Enjoyed the narration. Maybe a better story or plot next time. It seemed like the dad just started going off for nothing. It didn't really seem to have much to do with the sandwich.
Hmmm
The sound was good, and it looked nice, but the storyline was stupid. The guy killed a kid over a sandwich and kills his father because he forgot the egg salad. I like mindless violence, it can be pretty funny. But this was semi-mindless, between the line of a fair revenge and a mindless slaughter, and i'm not a fan the that catagory inbetween, so 4/10.