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Reviews for "Oh Jesus"

LOL

that was really funny good job

omg

i hate rap.... but i love this man lol!!! u write the song?if yes u cool:P

loveit!!!!!!!

how awsome is that?! I think god is smiling now.

Lyrics

The father.. The Son... and don't forget The Holy Spirit!
Hey lemme tell you something that you might have missed
About a dude named jesus (don't know lyrics)
They don't wanna tell you this in bible school...
But the n***a had dreads man that cat was cool!
He used to roll around campus in a beat up KIA
With a sticker on the back that said Pow-Mia!
Yo; other MC's don't stand a chance!
Let the power of Christ compel you.. to dance!
He had a goatee and his pants were baggy.
He can do a slam dunk while sittin down; "Shaggy!"
Son of god, awesome-ass bod
Two golden globes... one emmy nod
He is the hippinest hoppinest messiah
And if you heard different, you heard it from a liar.
Everyone thought all hope was lost...
When they nailed J. Diddy to a David cross
Theres no I in team!
But theres a J-E-S-U-S on the scene, ayo its jesus!
Someone let me outta my cage!
I go to church like every day
I'm here to spread the word of god lets do this!
I love all man.. but motherfuck judus! .........
Motherfuck judus!

word

when i'm bored, i often say motha fuck judas. thank you for giving me a new slogan. i am compelled to dance