Baldi: HI I'M BALDI, NICE TO MET YOU, Kick me in the back and you'll get a headstart!
Reggie be like: AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! but muffled.
Baldi: WHAT IN THE FIRE IN THE HOLE IS THAT? I saw you literally turn into a pink octopus, then de cosmic squid helped you, AND NOW THIS? How can it get any worse?