Newground voters are asscunts.
Best flash ever.
Not really.
But yeah.
how was your day?
mine was swell.
imo.
Reviews for "300 - The Collab"
ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:
my day was good. I ate some broccoli and pooped out a giraffe.
Nope--300 sucked, cartoon is better, ye simpleton.
Only a simpleton would give such a praise to 300. Try reading a book.
The cartoon wasn't that great--it seems unfinished...anyway, it looks like it would have been funny.
ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:
BABAR OF SIVIL
Wow.. How did you do it?
I... I don't know how you did it. Somehow you were able to make a flash that was worse than the actual movie.
I understand that a lot of people like 300, but I thought it was kind of lame and lacked a plot... but whatever, making a flash worse than 300 is just as disgraceful.
ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:
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ouverture [aida], 64.0M 10.1M 152.2M 6.9M 20.1M
ouverture [don pasquale], 33.6M 4.9M 69.3M 3.1M 9.8M
ouverture [guglielmo tell], 39.7M 5.7M 81.1M 3.7M 11.5M
ouverture [il barbiere di siviglia], 39.6M 5.8M 81.5M 3.7M 11.6M
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This...is...
THE GREATEST FLASH EVER TO GRACE THE FRONT PAGE OF NEWgROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!. THE DARKENED SKY REPRESENTING THE DARK FUTURE. THE OBVIOUS IRONY OF WHEN THE BADGER CARES ABOUT BEING KILLED WHEN IT'S OVIOUS THAT HE'S KILLED BEFORE. THE DUALITY OF THE ARROWS. THE ARROWS BEING BENT WONT REACH THEIR INTENDED TARGET POSSIBLY FORESHADOWING PERIANS ATTEMPTS. ALSO THE ARROWS PRODUCE NO BLOOD!!! THIS HAD DEEP SYMBOLIC MEANING. BECAUSE BLOOD IS THE LIFE FORCE OF HUMANS IT IS EASY TO SAY THAT BECAUSE THE ARROWS DREW NO BLOOD THAT THE ARROWS WERE NOT DRAWING BLOOD AT ALL. WHICH MIGHT MEAN THE SPARTAN COUNTER ATTACK WILL NOT FULLY KILL PERSIA. WHICH IS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. THE LIGHT IN THE BADGERS' EYES EASILY SYMBOLIZES THE HONOR THEY EXPECT IN JOINING THIS HISTORICALLY EPIC BATTLE. OH AND HOW THEY GET IT.
THANK YOU FATBADGER AND CO. YOU HAVE SUCCESFULLY CREATED A FLASH MOVIE TO SHAKE THE AGES FOR ALL ETERNITY FOR FOREVER. NONE CAN MATCH YOUR SKILLS WHEN IT COMES TO CREATING NOT ONLY ART BUT TRUTH! 10% WAS SHONE IN THIS MOVIE WHILE THE MORE IMPORTANT 90% WAS HIDDEN. YOUR VISION AND DEDICATION SHOULD BE AN INSPERATION TO ALL THOSE WHO ASPIRE TO WORK ON FLASH. (THAT MEANS YOU TOM) THE SHEAR SCOPE OF THE VIDEO AND HOW EVERY GENERATION HERE TO COME WILL ENJOY IT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYES.
I SAW THE MEANING HERE, AND HOW CLEAR IT WAS. THE MEANING OF LIFE. AND HOW RIGHT YOU ARE. MY PURPOSE IS CLEAR AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR INSIGHT INTO THE MATTER. I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED THIS FILM AS MUCH AS I DID. THOSE WHO THOUGHT THIS TO BE BAD ARE JUST MEARLY NOT LOOKING INTO THEIR HEARTS OR THE MOVIE'S. I IMPLORE YOU TO VOTE FAIRLY ON THIS MOVIE FOR IT IS THE GREATEST EVER REST ITSELF IN MY MEMORY.
PLEASE I BEG YOU! MAKE MORE MOVIES OF THIS CALIBER.
ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:
my eyes it burns fuck
Ugh...
First I come across Bumsex done by you and that Fat Badger. That's all fine and dandy for those who are bored out've their minds. But this is abit too far, insulting a seriously kick-ass movie. I'll admit you have done some pretty righteous flashes, but this is just a fat, diarhea infested sack O' crap. I will give it a two for sound, as the music I did like. Interactivity a one for the play buttons, of 'course. Other then that, please.. If you're going to make a flash of 300, make it something really kick ass. Perhaps coupled with gorey effects by SickDeathFiend.
ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:
As big a fan as I am of SickDeath, I'm sure if he ever saw any of my GOOD flash he'd probably want to claw his eyes out because they suck so much.
I'd end up degrading his wonderful work in the long run. Also farts.