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Reviews for "Bring a Condom on a Date?"

A nice little joke

Except nowadays everybody's a whore, so that wouldn't have happened like that.

Hahahaha... wow. Pimpin' ain't easy.

That was very cool and interesting... but it was kind've short. If you make more movies, make them much longer. I was expecting more from this movie... dang. Oh well... very humorous though.

Nice Job... 3/5

huh...

i liked it...it was funny..maby i shouldnt bring a codom on my first date?......lets see more

humor = zero

humor = zero, cause the story was sooo predictable - i saw it coming miles before it ends and its so lame, sorry.

this story is probably written by and for men who never had a date or ONS in their life.

Joke 4 nerds - wasting of talent here.

A lot of the kids here couldn't relate...

...but I'm a bit older, and so, this made me laugh. I have NEVER carried a condom along on a first date, but HAVE had sex on over 70% of my first dates.

If the girl demands a condom, she's REALLY horny for you already, so you can actually suggest that THEY buy it because "it's not gentlemanly to leave a lady hanging". Throw in a dash of "call it anticipation", and you get the sex and STILL don't spend anything on the rubber.

Sometimes chicks will carry the condom with her... which is considered to be "Slutty but Safe".

Out of over 30 chicks I've banged, only about 5 of them demanded condoms. The rest? Well... if you're good enough, and you know they're into you enough, you can convince em to do anything.

Especially the ones still in high school. <3