XD My collection:
The fish screwed the banana
The binoculars punched the angel
The fish crapped on the drugs
The beer smelt the table
The TV lay on the dolphin
The stool destroyed the homework
The homework took the animal
The chainsaw lied to the cat
The table pissed on the fat guy
And finally:
The person had fun with the glasses
XD
...the bush pissed on the banana, everyone