Great Job!
Hey man! This was pretty cool. I have a Mac so it took a little long for it to load (so loading time: Score; 1!!!!!!!!MUHAHAHA!!!!!!) Anyways besides that great job!
Reviews for "Jive Machine"
BlueHippo responds:
Hard to fit 5 songs in 10 mb.
-dave
VERY entertaining
wow dude, whats up with all these fuckin naysayers? you people act like like its not cool to make a chubby kid dance! I say fuck all you guys who gave this a zero, this was seriously fun, lamers... Music kind of sucked dude, I mean I get it you're trying to be funny, but I would have liked some qaulity tunes. What people need to reallize is that this thing works with every song EVER! so I'll quit my bitchin and turn up my own tunes... LET'S SEE IF HE CAN DANCE TO PANTERA!!! MUAHAHAHA! good times man, I'm not ashamed to wach a chubby boy dance I used to be that chubby boy! minus the dancing skills, now I'm just a chubby man who hates CLOSED MINDED PEOPLE. Very creative 9 on the style and 9 on the humor because lets face it, whats NOT funny about it? The moves react quick as they should but it's tough to remember all those moves 8 on interactivity, I'm too lazy to talk about the rest, nice little gadget, but get ready to step into the MOSH PIT lol dancing to metal, never thought it could be done solo...
BlueHippo responds:
Haha, thanks.
-dave
ahaha, awesome
I love all the YTMND'ness .. and all of bluehippo's pure awesomeness.
Flash + Bluehippo = 5
BlueHippo responds:
Yes.
-dave
Well Done...i'm jealous :o
PROLOGUE:
I swear to fucking God, man...I had the exact same idea! You however, decided to actually give it life, rather than just have it as a concept scrawled somewhere on your hard disk; so kudos to j00! You seriously don't know how fustrated I am that someone had the B10 me to it...oh well, I can't really stay mad at this; so i'll just go on and review the game now!
REVIEW:
Ok, the graphics were a bunch of video clips of you (?) dancing in ridiculous and often very humorous ways; accompanied by some pretty detailed backgrounds. I liked the style (1) because I was planning to do the same thing, and (2) how it was programmed so every key had a different function; this should definitely get front page'd for it is a truly innovative masterpiece! I liked the songs (c'mon, you gotta love that pirate song) and the fitting backgrounds also added to the style of the game. There really was no violence, but there was a lot of interactivity and humor which I think were the two prominent factors in this Flash.
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM:
Even though this Flash is pretty well built, I have suggestions. I noticed a lot of other users said that there were dance moves "missing"...perhaps you can set aside an alternate menu (I'll call it the "dance box") where you have secondary dance moves that are not in the default set. Once you access the "box", you can then assign a key to the alt dance move, and the dance move that was previously assigned to that specified key will go into the "dance box". Either that, or you can make use of the shift key, and have "Capped" "secondary moves" for each key used! I could go on all day telling you how it could be better, but I will instead keep several of the ideas to myself >:D!
MY FINAL VERDICT:
Well done BH, even though you have B10 me to the inception, the score, and, probably, the publicity of such a Flash; I will continue towards my version without delay (that is, as soon as I can afford a copy of Flash...which won't be soon >:/)! I was really hoping this got Review Crew pick, and it's a definite canidate for Front page...if I could vote next month in the monthly cash award nominations; i'd vote for this movie! I also hope to see more from ":3" productions in the near future!
SCORE/STATUS:
[4/5]+fav'd+review'd
BlueHippo responds:
Nice review.
-dave
Sexy :D
What can I say, watching Dave move like that made me happy in my pants.
The music was awesome, and I especially loved hearing the complete version of "blow my whistle".
The only thing missing is the "fuck thrust". You know, when you move your hips in a fucking fashion... that would have been great ^_^.
Amazing work !!!
BlueHippo responds:
^_^.
-dave