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Reviews for "Ultra Fortune Cookie"

Well that was interesting

I like how amusing the fortunes are, very good for a chuckle

Game was good nicely coded and entertaining

Not phenomenal, but definitely has utility.

I wouldn't imagine this as a fast-paced run-and-gun shoot-em up or an engrossing detective sim, but being what it is and for simplicity alone, I like it. Just about as much as I like the fact that it's a decent and humorous fortune-cookie generator that is packed in a friendly 20 some-odd kilobyte package. My bandwidth thanks you.

Strangely enough, I found that the "in bed" joke still works with a lot of these, but unfortunately, doesn't carry the same humor as the more serious thought provoking bits of pastry literature I'm accustomed to.

I can definitely see this being, with a little refinement, a really potent and fun birthday/Chinese New Year/et cetera eCard. Definitely could act as a template that, with a little bit of refinement, could become a popular sort of Email thingy that Hallmark and others make for people to send to their friends. To think, with just a smidgen of Java scripting, you can have people create their own message and embed it within this game. Ah, the potential. The possibilities!

Final Grade: B.

Pretty cool

Okay some of the fortunes arn't actually fortunes, but it's still hilarious. Keep it up.

A man standing on a toilet is high off pot.

Its a pretty simple idea. No real way to expand it besides adding music to the background. 7/10 but 5/5... I need this to pass...