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Reviews for "Ultra Fortune Cookie"

Neat!

Very cool looking game there. as a new game, I'll try to respond to these questions...

*Why do we drive in a parkway, and park in a driveway?
Bam! Right off the bat, you got me there on that one.
*I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
What about the summer?
*If you throw a cat out the window, does it become kitty litter?
No, it just becomes an angry cat thrown out a car window. ^-^ Joy.
*Modern man is the missing link between human beings.
We aren't human beings yet? O.o I've been lied to!
*May the fleas of a thousand camels infest one of your erogenous zones.
Hey! That's mean!
*Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.
Yeah... if young is 12.
*Don't get mad, get even.
Said the drunk as he was arrested.
All the while, this game was very fun. I will continue to respond to these messages.

I love games like these

well that kept me busy for more then 15 minutes and im still doing it! Maybe i'll add this to the gadgets collection. Maybe one day you can make Ultra Fortune Cookie 2.

HA! Awesome

Really funnyy man, never seen this inda thing before.

hey

this is pretty good... but it would be one of the most bad ass games if it had like loads of different fortunes... i think you could def make it to the front page with that...

*Reads fortune* "Everything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate." Me:"hmm..." *nods in agreement and respect for your wisdom*.

This game is full of great wisdom, and cherishment!