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i thought it would be longer, it felt like you started it and decided to abandon the project but then thought *well let me throw in an ending so i can call it a movie* it was pretty good but still shouldve been longer
Reviews for "MK Konquest Adventure 1"
Bezo responds:
Crap, one of them figured it out.
Actually, the movie is as I intended it from the beginning, but a lot of the special features were replaced with easier to make versions. I originally had deleted scenes, one of which ended up as Kombat Shorts 1, and Failed Auditions and Outtakes and all kinds of stuff like that, but it was too much. I never would've been able to fit it all in, so I stuck in a clickable Shao Kahn and a link to my Spirit Liu webcomic which, to be fair, is much more interesting than any deleted scene or outtake. Still, I'm glad you liked it and I assure you the next one will be longer. And have a higher framerate, and even more special features. Mwahahahahahaha!
Thanks for the review, and your honest criticism.
-Bezo.
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awww you ripped the orc grunts from warcraft 3 on shao kahn. What a shame. poo.
Humor was a bit dry and it was hard to catch any story, but not bad. I think the jokes need to spin out faster in my opinion and there needs to be more accenting in the voices more to make them funnier. Other than that, not a bad job.
Bezo responds:
Warcraft 3? I've never even played Warcraft 3. All the voices, all the grunts, all the noises. All me. Well, and some serious Logic-powered processing. But apart from that, all me. 100% Bezo.
My sense of humour is very dry. I find it preferable to wet humour which usually involves bodily fluids. Yick.
The voices will be better in future episodes because I now have a much clearer idea of what they all sound like. Shao Kahn and Damashi were almost identical and that's not cool. I can do better.
Thanks for the review and I'm glad you liked it.
-Bezo.
it was okay
it was okay. It wasn't the best...yet it wasn't the worst i've seen on this site.
Bezo responds:
Well, I'm sure that in the 7 days you've been on this site, you've seen enough movies to make a qualified opinion. ;)
Thanks for the review.
-Bezo.
Good
Anyone who doesn't think this deserves a 5 should also see all the special features. :D
Finish Him
I loved MK back in the days it was fun ripping peoples heads off or ripping peoples hearts out. This flash was breaking my heart.
survey says Finish you ! ' Flawless reviewing '
Bezo responds:
To give you a little bit of insight into my sense of humour, I've decided to share with you the results of the 3-variable funny test I took on some website.
The Wit
(57% dark, 23% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
You scored higher than 64% on dark
You scored higher than 29% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 47% on vulgar
Thanks for the review.
-Bezo.