I didn't get most of it...
...but then again, I've only played MK a little bit, and in the arcades, but it was still funny! The voices were great and the dialogue was exceptional. I'll be looking forward to the next one.
Reviews for "MK Konquest Adventure 1"
Bezo responds:
Yeah, this uses Mortal Kombat Deception characters. I love Scorpion and Sub-Zero and Liu Kang and Kano and Jax and Shang Tsung and Raiden and Kung Lao and Reptile and Mileena and Kitana and all those other people except Shinnok, who I hate more than anything. But I just find Shujinko a bottomless pit (so, no spikeys) of comic potential. Paired up with someone like Damashi, it's comic gold. Or perhaps, comic plutonium. I'm glad you liked the voices and the dialogue. I'm writing a book right now and the things I'm best at are definitely the dialogue. Not so good with the descriptions. It's Chapter 5 and we still don't know what the main character looks like. I'm bad at that. I hope you like the next one, which will feature everyone's favourite ninja: SCORPION!!
Thanks for the review and the 9.
-Bezo.
hmmm..
That was pretty cool i liked the preview that rocked!!!
And the madness mortal combat rocked!!!!
Bezo responds:
Yeah, Madness Shao Kahn was fun to make, with his shadow shoulder. In fact, that accounts for 90% of the violence in this animation...which you gave the same score as sound. Now, don't get me wrong...I appreciate you taking the time to review me. And I accept your seven for graphics. And your six for style. I think that's fair. Six for humour I dispute, but not everyone has the same idea of what is funny, so I'll let that slide. Zero for interactivity? It has a clickable menu! And a clickable Shao Kahn! And a clickable hidden scene! And a clickable Meat-blaze! And a clickable Damashi! I don't know about you, but that seems like a lot of clicking. I know this isn't a dating sim, but there's serious clickage.
And now, the score I must absolutely take exception to, 4 for sound. I don't mean to sound high and mighty, but I don't think there's many Flashes in the world with sound even as good as mine, completely ignoring the insignificant few with better sound. So yeah, that's not cool. My sound rules.
Anyway, thanks for the review. And I hope you buy some headphones or Q-tips or something so you can truly appreciate my magnificent sound.
-Bezo.
What in HELLs name
can i plz have an explanation PLZ
Bezo responds:
I think you deserve a bit more of an explanation. But then again, I deserve a pizza and I don't seem to have one, do I?
What? Oh, I do have a pizza. Hooray!
-Bezo.
HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Excellent! Although I don't always work well with others It was worth being on the team for this one even if I had to sit in the same room as Damashi to give commentary! I am glad to be showing up more in your work and given the respect I deserve... er well sort of.
Now I'll be sure never to miss anymore. I don't have favorite authors Bezo, the guy who made the Sprite movie where I fuck Sindel came close, but you sir are something special. You went from video captures to a actual flash event drawn all by yourself and filled with in jokes, and bonus features! Sure it may not animate to well but it's clean and smooth none the less. The fact you joke about it makes me like this even more. You also have a excellent handle on sound and write some pretty funny music.
Whatever can be said it's certainly a nice change to see some movie with humor and originality. I am getting sick of watching Kirby/Mario flashes. BLAMALITY!
Anyway -- Not a flawless victory but close. Now I'm going to go check my email. Please let Onaga/Damashi?whatever know that I think he's a unoriginal fool and he should get his own Emperor's helmet and stop stealing mine!
Bezo responds:
Shut up, Shao. You were totally being a prima donna and you have no right to try and take over my project. I'm giving my SOUL out there. Yeah, the animation is very bad. I am, as I have always said, a very bad animator. But everytime I make something like this, I get a little better. And someday, my animating might even catch up with my sound production. Though I doubt it, because I love sound production and animation just pisses me off.
Yeah, I try to make something original and different from all the sprite movies. Don't get me wrong, I've seen some very good sprite movies, but I've also seen millions of bad sprite movies. Heck, I even made a bad sprite movie. Really bad. But it didn't get blammed. And I don't know why, but it's still there.
And I hate to get to get you on a TECHNICALITY, but Onaga was Emperor first. You just came along and killed him and took over. Not that it's not impressive. I played Mortal Kombat Deception on GameCube and he's way bigger than you. So kudos to you.
Besides, I really do like you better.
-Bezo.
This kick ass!!
This was very very funny make the next episod all ready.
Bezo responds:
I'm trying, but making award winning Flash is not something you can do overnight, believe me.
Ok, it's not something *I* can do. Thanks for the review and the 10. I love 10s. 10s kick ass.
-Bezo.