Ah... but we need the garbage
I like this video and many of the points that you bring up are so true. However, some of those flashes which are completely deserving of ridicule are still entertaining. Its like watching a bad movie. You watch it because its something to do. Plus, we need the junk as a measure of just how truly great some flash movies are. I do have to disagree on the Star Wars stuff... I like that crap. Overall, I hope you make a third parody. I'd like to see it.
I completely agree, I like free blam points, but it never hurts to give the noobs some of there own stuff right back at them :P
nice...
most of this, yeah, you're right, I hate people who make the crap you showed too, cause it's a waste of my time... I loved the dragon fire one, but I don't see much of that here anymore, maybe people are starting to get the point not to submit usless flashes that will be blammed and just make you look stupid. I also loved the lipsynching guy at the end, he's awesome ^.^ other than that, all I can say is try to de-personalize it a bit, with all the 'I hate this song', and 'I hate writing credits'. No offence, but we don't really care, we just wanna see ur flash ;) Al it does is gives a chance for losers to make fun of you for it. Good job! :D
4/5
oh, and The_Administrator...get a life you pathetic level one noob...
wtf man
The_administrator just ripped you apart even though you said that this was MEANT to be crappy.
key word.
actually, key words. MENT TO BE CRAPPY.
i find this stuff to be true, Administrator was just being an ass for no reason.
theblackhawk--_--
yea I know, he a complete noob too... and here's the deal, its a parody about noobish portal submissions, if it didn't look like noobish creations then its not a parody, it has to look like the original work...but so people dont get it..
stupid hypocrite.
Wow, you're REALLY bad at flash. I'm going to watch it again to breakdown this turd into lots of little turds (they're easier to flush).
Start Credits: Woah... you're SO mature because you put lots of badly drawn blood into your 3 frames-per-second flash. Amazing.
Disclaimer notice: well that's going to stop people being offended because you called them 'noobs'. You're a big man there.
1st spoof: fishing: "flashs"? Oh dear. And actually, there are barely any FLASHES with unfitting music. It's basically just YOU.
2nd spoof: moving circle: that stuff gets blammed within an hour on NG, but apparently not yours.
3rd spoof: sticks w/ faces: It doesn't happen much. And when it does, it's usually well cut, and the mouths are not usually done in black squares. You just think it is because that's what you did when you were a newbie.
4th spoof: dragon hand: These camcorder clips ARE FLASH. It's obvious because you can only submit swf files. Just because their style is different from yours (turd), it doesn't mean it's bad. Usually the opposite, for you.
5th spoof: hand w/ lightsaber: This does not get past the blammers, idiot. Also, your point "Star Wars isn't real" is extremely stupid. YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR ISN'T REAL. Sorry for caps. How much of the amazing flashes are real, or completely based on fact? Do everyone a favour by killing yourself NOW.
6th spoof: frame to second: I'm sure 'noobs' think that. Unfortunately, you have the settings in this flash so they actually are. The animation, in cutscenes as well as the 'meant to be crap', is so very very jerky.
7th spoof: random flashes: Actually, a lot of the time it is. And they're quite rare, those random flashes (the ones with no story line). But I did find one: it's called NG parodies 2; and you're right there, it is terribly bad.
final spoof: clock crew: The clock crew have some of the best animations ever. Get a life.
Ending credits: "I don't like writing credits". WELL DON'T. It's not like anyone cares who made this crud.
This gets my 0, and my 0. Good on you.
lol wow, you wrote all that, yet no one cares... thx noob
Dude ure n00b´ish
Star wars onwez and i think u cant even make a godamn flash..man u keep bitching about other peeps Flash are stupd but if i see ures IT HEAVY SUckS!