If your resources are faulty, don't bother!
Now, not that I could do better myself, but if I tried to make a flash and it came out like that, I would not ever release it.
Yeah, your sound was bad, sure; but instead of warning us, you ought to have fixed the sound and THEN released it--
But your graphics were... really sub-par. Things that look like that don't get to stick around in newgrounds. I'm sorry, they just don't. The motion was slow and poorly coordinated (VERY poorly), and even though sometimes reusing certain things is a good idea, you brutalized it. It's wrong, man. It's just wrong.
You need to get more practice. Lots more practice. I don't want to give you any credit for style on this, though, because if this IS your style, you won't get anywhere. Think development. Just because you did crappy now doesn't mean you always will, so chin up. I gave you a 1 in style to tell you you need to GET one, not that you ain't gonna get one. Okay?
You DID have the necessary bare-bones interactivity components though! A loading screen AND a start button. That's good. You're on the right track.
Finally, in humor, it just wasn't funny. I think it could've had the potential to be funnier, but not by you, not yet. You'll understand someday if you don't give up.
For now though, get this crap out of here and get some practice, but keep flashin'! I wanna see something GOOD come out of you!
Good luck!