I wanna be totoally honest now...
... I'd fuck that jelly-butt! Ladies, if your alone because of your huge ass I'm here for you. All you need to do is just put up with a tiny bit of pain for a nano-second and then... wait... this is FACEPARTY right? This will get me some cyber-anal won't it? Oh damn it! Used up my A meterial and where's it gotten me, huh?!! You think I'd need to do this if I could girls in the real world?! Why do you think I'm on the internet so much!! God! That's it... I can't take it! Let this be on your conscience for the rest of your life!
*BANG... CRASH (as body hits the floor)... LICK LICK (as dog smells blood)*
Anyway, that was another gem. Good stuff... good stuff.