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Reviews for "Mad Libs 10"

hilarious

i love mad libs i nearly pisssed myself playing this

lol

story 1-
Dear Steven Colbert: I am 8 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your big television program. You are my favorite TV boob and I think you would like my act. I open by playing the pussy. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Dick' while juggling three balls. Then for a really wet finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Cum and go offstage waving an American sperm. If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Pete Wentz or maybe even another Haley Williams. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big penis. Yours truly, Zak

story 2-
Good day, ma'am. My name is Zak, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in fucking. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the pussy field?
About 69 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) shaven day.
Do you find it hard being a(n) vagina in the business penis?
Yes, I think it's huge.
Do you have a tit degree? And if so, from which university did you rub?
I recieved my Bachelor of nipple and my Masters of stripper from the University of Sex.
How much/many bitch do you make?
I make 8 a year plus benefits like cum insurance and dragon insurance.
I appreciate your horny cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more balls?
No; we have enough asses at the office, thank you.

ROFL

Mine are EXTREMELY FUNNY!!! Its just too messed up!!!
Number 1:
I am over 9000 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your flimsy television program. You are my favorite TV Adolph Hitler and I think you would like my act.
I open by playing the Pedo-Bear. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Holy Ball-Shit and a Dick' while juggling three Jizzing Shemales. Then for a really slimy finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Cumshot and go offstage waving an American Mr. T.
If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Rick Ass-ley or maybe even another Ronald Mac God-Damn Donnald. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big Vibrating Dildo.

Number 2:
Q: Good day, ma'am. My name is Adolph Hitler, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in jizzing bull-shit. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the Pedophile field?
A: About over 9000 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) slimy day.
Q: Do you find it hard being a(n) Ass-wiping Homosexual in the business Master Chief?
A: Yes, I think it's gooey.
Q: Do you have a Jizz degree? And if so, from which university did you vibrating?
A: I recieved my Bachelor in Youtube Poop and my Masters of Ass-nick from the University of Rectal-Scrotal-Mouth Disorder.
Q: How much/many Up the ass and by the corner Hookers do you make?
A: I make L33T a year plus benefits like Pedo-Bear insurance and French-Dick Sticks insurance.
Q: I appreciate your Smooth, Round, Homosexual cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more Lesbians wearing Jizzed up Vaginas?
A: No; we have enough Sacrificial Babies at the office, thank you.

you should make more

Dear Dr. Zoidberg:

I am 0.037 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your godless television program. You are my favorite TV anal sex and I think you would like my act. I open by playing the ashen glow of a city. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Blistered tactical' while juggling three Bouncing socks. Then for a really nausea -educing finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Tiny Vagina topical cream and go offstage waving an American fetus. If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Dr.Rockso, the rock'n'roll clown or maybe even another Yugioh. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big laser printer with a 'murder' function.

Yours truly, Ms.BigBoobs

hahaha

Good day, ma'am. My name is Cocky McCockstain, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in Fucking. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the hard cock field?

About 69 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) Hard day.

Do you find it hard being a(n) Cock in the business Cunt?

Yes, I think it's moist.

Do you have a penis pill degree? And if so, from which university did you shitting?

I recieved my Bachelor of Bob Saget and my Masters of 3-titted, 2-dicked monkey fucker from the University of BOB SAGET.

How much/many cum do you make?

I make 69 a year plus benefits like cum dumpster insurance and roasted shit log insurance.

I appreciate your crusty cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more cocks?

No; we have enough cum farts at the office, thank you.