That was funny as shit!!!
Okay, so you were trying for the worst movie... sorry, dude, but that was actually hilarious. The setup was perfect--I could feel all the bad flashsters out there shrinking into their chairs when they saw this one...
& yes, that japanese pop music was scary... I don't want to think about what would happen if I had to endure that sort of thing for too long... Hmm... perhaps an idea for your next attempt at the worst portal movie ever?
Just thinkin...