Reviews for The Worst Movie Ever

[ParadigmShift]

Here's the long rant you requested.

This is maybe the first Portal entry in a long time that made me laugh. I've seen many a movie come through the portal about the shitty stuff submitted by bored 14-year-olds. But the fact that this glorifies the crap as well as making fun of it makes it entertaining. Here's the nerd-terminology of the day kiddies: Satire. This movie is a good example.
You forgot something though... skateboards. Skateboards are right up there with stick figures as components for Bad Movies.
And insulting bands that are well-liked by the stupid-kiddie population, like Eminem, is a surefire way to get yourself hated even by those who do enjoy stick figures on skateboards spewing badly-rendered blood. And calling yourself a L337 H@><0R is a good touch too, I really hate that...
Seriously... cool movie. Sorry, but I just cant vote X like you requested...

[betelgeux2]

Funnier than a day without medication!!!

I couldn't do! I couldn't give you the X. I had to give you a three. I added points for some stuff you forgot to F*CKUP.
1. You forgot to tell people this was your first movie (like beggin' for votes does anything but piss me off and lower my vote)
2. While your music was inappropiate - it wasn't clipped by overmodulation.
3. You know how to anti-alias, no jaggies.
4. Your gunshots were syncro'ed with the sound.
5. You can spell
6. Your text was large and in a readable font, try curlz or shelly next time.
7. The worst offence - ya made me laugh dude.

Sorry, if you want an X you'll have to do worse than this.

[DoubleOShag]

Honestly, it would have rated 3-4 out of 5

But since you asked so nicely, and insulted Eminem... X it is!

[fission88]

believe me, i get it.

This would have been good, had it not been done before. So, I gave you the "X" like you asked. But uh....yeah...this same message was already presented before (and the premise was much funnier). So there is my reveiw. I hate you.

GolemCC responds:

Thank you. Finally someone who is not afraid to give this movie the rating it so richly deserves: X!

[alienplayhouse]

That was great

very funny. it was the BEST portal entry ever! not the worst! it was all true! its now 1 of mi favs!!!