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Reviews for "Mad Libs 9"

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When I was a kid 19 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an cum in the house, and if your breast itches, it means a/an dick is coming to visit, and you'll have wet luck if you find a four-leaf pussy. We also believed that if you spilled chicken at the table, you had to throw some over your left penis, and if your big toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an skin you would have seven years of bad lotions. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an milk pulls in, and don't throw balls at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of tail.

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When I was a kid 99 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an Dilldo in the house, and if your cunt itches, it means a/an Boobs is coming to visit, and you'll have fucking luck if you find a four-leaf bitches. We also believed that if you spilled clit stew at the table, you had to throw some over your left penis, and if your fucked toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an fucktoes you would have seven years of bad Janitor. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an Hardcore Janitor pulls in, and don't throw #1 Jantor at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of really #1 Janitor.

lol wow

When I was a kid 5 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an ball in the house, and if your fence itches, it means a/an door is coming to visit, and you'll have clever luck if you find a four-leaf box.We also believed that if you spilled grape at the table, you had to throw some over your left leg, and if your fear toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an heart you would have seven yeaToday, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an key pulls in, and don't throw bombs at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of pussy.rs of bad boobs.

This one is the most funny.
When I was a kid ten trillion years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an hook in the house, and if your gateway itches, it means a/an friend is coming to visit, and you'll have gross luck if you find a four-leaf machine. We also believed that if you spilled riceball at the table, you had to throw some over your left foot, and if your cocky toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an penguin you would have seven years of bad balls. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a candy pulls in, and don't throw pizzas at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of keyboard.
Woah, I am really old.
Also, you love using Sonic soundtracks in the Mad Libs, don't you? |D

When I was a kid 9001 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an penis in the house, and if your vagina itches, it means a/an feather is coming to visit, and you'll have ticklish luck if you find a four-leaf dick.We also believed that if you spilled seman at the table, you had to throw some over your left breasts, and if your horny toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an asshole you would have seven years of bad rapists.Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an more powerful rapist pulls in, and don't throw big buttholes at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of faggot.