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Reviews for "Time Out's "The Bible""

Nice

I didnt think this was going to be good, but you surprise me. Good job.

burtonearny responds:

What a nice review! Have you just had some Mentos? Mentos: The Freshmaker.

Amusingly there is a mentos website... I suppose they must be a big American thing, you only see them in 'Family Guy' and the video for 'Big Me' by Foo Fighters if you live in England. Although, technically, those were Footos... anyway... erm... go sox?

funny

I really like the movie. I think its funny how everyone is saying god is going to kill you and such, but if god is all peaceful and stuff, why would he do such a violent act?

burtonearny responds:

Also, it is against one of the Ten Commandments. If he killed me, that would make him an extreme hypocrite.

Blasphemy towards the bible!? Excellent.....

This flash movie was fucking hilarious. I laughed all the way through, especially the part with Jesus walking on the water. And for all you religous fanatics doesn't it say in the bible that if you're slapped in the face, turn your cheek and allow him to hit you again? In other words, you guys are sinning by cursing to this author who clearly never even made fun of God. The author doesn't even believe in your God (and frankly as an agnostic I don't either). I don't get why so many of you would take offense to Jesus dancing around on the water.
I congratulate you, brave creator of this flash. Not many people are daring to delve into the realm of "God" and try to make it comical. And it's all because of these fanatics that cringe in fear at the sound of "God" and "funny" being in the same sectence.

burtonearny responds:

Apparently there isn't much other blasphemy. I wonder how many people would have complained if it was "Time Out's 'The Torah'". I could do that and release it on a saturday, then I would have at least one safe day.

You say it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Hilarious. Period.

burtonearny responds:

I hope people have seen 'The Big Lebowski'.

That was funny

That was funny keep up the good work!

burtonearny responds:

Thanks! I'll try... been practising my animation, so my next will be better.