Oh man... oh my god! Oh-ho... my-hy... gah-hawd!
Freaking hilarious. Barefoot, large, black woman... is presented with a sports car she (nor most other adults) can fit into... on a crappy talk show...
speaking of the talk show. Is that irritating music the TALK SHOW music, or some sort of weird internal soundtrack this wacko has going in his head? It's hard to tell because it starts while the "camera" is zooming in on him and panning over to him... Either way, freaking hilarious, and just another reason why I gave the sound a 10.
And not one... not two... not even three or four... but FIVE repetitions of the sprankton bit... even as he walks home (past infinite trees and parking meters).
And finally, the most disturbing shit I've seen in some time, and with the amount of flash I watch on the NG portal, that's saying a whole SHITLOAD. #;-}>
That dog... looks like a combo of Alf and my sister's dachshund. And the way it barks on command... HILARIOUS.
But the best thing of all isn't that, his lecturing of the dog, or him whipping it with the chain... or even the sixth and final "sprankton... a noun... a disease you get from chewing too much..."
No, it's wondering whether... the dog really DID dress like a goth chick, somehow... the dog was dressed up and made up by someone else to mess with this guy's head... or this guy did it all to his dog in the first place and is now punishing the dog instead of himself for his own PERVERTED INSANITY!!!
All three options are insanely hilarious, as a matter of fact. And just the concept of this guy coming home from a talkshow taping to discipline his dog... I dunno how you came up with this, but it's one of the funniest whack-ass flashes ever. GREAT JOB. #;-}>