I PEED MY PANTS!!!
Goddamn!! This shit is funny!! Especially the Obi-wan voice-over and his jokes!!! This is the fucking best Star Wars-spoof I've ever seen!!!
Reviews for "A Mile a Minute Star Wars"
FREAKIN FUNNY; MAKE A SEQUEL!!!!!
DUDE YOU'RE WAY BETTER THAN KNOX AT MOVIE PARODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, i found pretty funny parts in the whole movie:
~~~CONTAINS SPOILLERS~~~
1.) Cora randomly screams "OWEN!!"
2.) Owen sais to Luke, "No one can hear you scream in space, boy!"
3.) Luke sais, "Are you kidding me, I'm the best technician their ever was." Then he starts poking R2 in the eye with a screw driver.
4.) In the hologram, Leah sais, "Help me Obi wan, you're my only hope." Vader comes, then spanks her. Luke sais, "C3PO, have you been watching porn on this thing?"
5.) Luke sais "...and I poked R2 in the eye with this srewdriver, and he goes [Immitates R2's hologram projection]
6.) Obi Wan sais "Here it is, you're father's light saber!" Luke replies "wow, let me try it; here goes!" [Only vibrates, nothing else]
Luke sais, "It's just vibrating.." Obi Wan replies, "I'm sorry, that one belongs to me."
7.) A minute later after #6... Luke rides the speeder; Obi Wan's riding it like a jet ski.
8.) Obi Wan tells lies to the dumb storm trooper. (which blocks his way to the entrance) Such as "Here, take my pants with you for luck!" Storm trooper hands Obi Wan his pants. [Other storm troopers giggle]
9.) Inside the bar, Obi Wan talking to Han Solo. Obi Wan sais, "Okay, okay, I'll thrown in twenty bucks." Han Solo said, "Well you got yourself a pilot, old timer. Did you hear that chewy, we're gonna be rich!" [whips] [chewy laughs, "Reheheheheehe."
10.) Luke sais, "Hay, maybe that small moon has to do something with it!" Obi Wan replies back, "That's not a small moon, you idiot, that's a giant space station."
11.) Millenium Falcon slowly hovers in the death star. Some storm trooper sais, "Now that is some cheesy animation."
12.) Han Solo sais, "There's a strong signal coming through this room." (While they're in front of the ladies room) "Hello, leah?" Leah replies in disturbence, "Don't you know how to knock?" Han Solo sais, "Take it easy your stinkiness, I'm here to rescue you!"
13.) While Obi Won and Darth are having a light saber duel.. "...Don't worry luke, I have a plan.. aaaaahh..." (Vader slashes him) (Obi Won's flat on the ground) Obi Won sais, "Well i admit it, that plan kinda sucked.."
14.) Luke's inside of his X-Wing, he sais, "This doesn't look like the right way to the death star." (Show outside; displays a view of a classic side scrolling video game)
15.) R2 beeps, while he's on top of the X-Wing. Luke sais, "R2, I don't know what [Immitates R2's beep] means." R2's lid opens, an asian man comes out, ans sais "It means the plane, the plane!!"
NOTE: I don't really know if he said plan or plane.. :-p
errr... that was one mother of a comment... btw I don't wanna tell the rest, my hands are kinda cramped from typing.. anyway funniest was #6, i was laughing my FREAKIN' head off!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! + I added this to favorite submissions!
V ^_^
P.S. Sorry for my bad grammar..
- Radpyke
This makes me not hate star wars
Dude that was so freakin' funny! It makes me actually hate star wars a little less.
WOOW THIS WAS GRAYT!
IF I COD I WOD GIV 999999 IN Humor!! this is soooooo funny!!!!!
damm this rocks!!!!!!! i cant stop lol!!!!!!! and i cod vote 5 all day long!!!
batt ng has an stop todo so soooooo!!!
i love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it rulle!!!!!!!!!!
holy crap!
I feel like a rat looking for cheese because that animation was a-mazing! Get it, a mazing, like maze, because rats run around in mazes looking for cheese. mazing. anyway, that rocked out loud.