No plot/story what-so-ever.
Looked more like a music video or a very long introduction.
Reviews for "Clock Bond Preview"
StatiK responds:
A few things. First, please note the third word of the title. "Preview" Second of all, Bond movies start out with an intro, showing him shooting, rolling, driving, etc. Third of all, after that, there's the opening action sequence, and you don't know quite what's going on until the next scene. That's all I have so far. The real movie be neither plotless or a music video.
Jesus, enough with the clocks
Most of you guys are such talented animators. Why do you keep wasting your time and ability with such a tired, unfunny, and uninteresting inside joke? I could see two or three movies, fine, I guess its kind of amusing. But 7,000 elaborate flash productions? Are fruit and other inanimate objects with weapons and computer voices really that amusing? Are the plots or styles ever different? "B!" "Strawberry Clock is retarded!" Please guys, try and keep it interesting. Abandon the stupid clocks. For the sake of the non-flash proficient.
StatiK responds:
Okay. You're right that some Clock Crew jokes are overused. Mostly by new Clocks who quickly begin coming up with more original humor. But, did you notice any "B" jokes except for the sign on the building? No. Was Strawberry Clock retarted? No. Did Strawberry Clock say "Do I get to drive?" followed by another clock saying "No my king, you cannot drive"?. Hmm...I don't remember that. There was one Clock Crew joke, a subtle one that didn't interfere with the movie. I believe that this movie will be quite entertaining. In fact, the preview alone got reviews saying that they didn't like clocks before but now they do.
Even if you didn't like the clock theme, this movie did not deserve a 0. I can tell. I've spent at least a month and a half on this so far. You said yourself that most clocks "are such talented animators", yet this movie deserved a 0 in every category?
From this review, it doesn't even look like you watched the movie. Is this your pre-written review for all clock movies? At least keep an open mind. And write a review that is a bit more relevant to my movie.