LOL, I laughed my ass off!
This is possibly the funniest thing that I have seen on newgrounds in a long time. If was so random and post-modern, I had to watch it a couple of times I was laughing so hard. You are very creative, all of the ideas were great. Keep up the good work, hope to see more stuff from you soon. Oh, and good job on making a clean, funny flash video. It shows you are a real creative, funny artist by how funny the video was and that it didnt have any dirty jkes in it. More people from newgrounds could take a page out of your book.