Reviews for Eternal Blamnation

[DeadByDawn]

This is why newgrounds is loosing it's coolness

I have noticed over the past 4 years that Newgrounds has lost a lot of pizaz. The animations have lost their value because of stupidity both by the Crews and the Crew haters. What ever happened to this being a haven for Flash Creativity. It's time for a change fellas. You have excellent potential. I can see it in your sketch art. But why waste it on something a drole and dry as this. This is a permanent mark on your account. Anytime someone looks up your profile this shit will be there stinking it up. It lowers you as human beings. I am not in favor of the clocks. It is my belief that the clock crew is about as creative as a blowjob. But I am going to defeat them by creating an animation that blows them out of the water. Not by creating something that just makes them laugh at my ability. Please come with something more to you potential.

FUnKy-bAcON responds:

My comrades and I appreciate your constructive critisizm. However, we decided to show how much we like clocks on very short notice. Perhaps we could have bashed the clocks with a better flash had we been given the knowledge beforehand that there was to be a "Clock Day". It was an interesting challange to try and make a movie that wouldn't get blammed within 4 hours of creation.

[Zero-Hour2003]

Moron

Not good, not enough movement and being an ass is easy, try something more constructive. I gave you pitty 1's, but the overall is still a 0!

FUnKy-bAcON responds:

Today is Dustin Palooza. That is all.

[dormammu]

Decent

This was good. I only have a few gripes... the sound wasn't very 'clean' .. you could hear banging and such.. I'm not sure what caused it.. but I, honestly, found it distracting.

I agree... WTF with clocks? I mean.. a few here and there would be.. "Oh, cool.. those weird clock things!" .. but not it's.. like.. enough already!

Overall, your flash was really nice, though.

FUnKy-bAcON responds:

Yeah, I know the sound wasn't clean. We just decided to turn a mic on and start blamming clock movies. Then we just put some animation to it.

[Niacin]

You're as bad as the Clock ass-kissers.

You blindly hate the Clock Crew whereas they blindly love the Clock Crew. For fucks sake, if the Clocks are popular, neither the world, nor the internet, nor Newgrounds will end. And just for sucking Clock Cock you aren't going to get a medal, get worshipped, or get the hot chick in your Science class to give you a quickie.

How about people start voting on submissions based upon how good they actually <i>are</i> instead of the author or organization that created it? Or is that too much independence for people of your maturity level?

FUnKy-bAcON responds:

I had to balance out the clock day with some good ole' Clock Smiting. It bettered the portal as a whole. Trust me. Oh, and suck a dick.

[beanies520]

WTF? Nicely done, but it was kinda pointless...

That had absolutely no point, except to tell everyone you hate clocks. What a waste, I have to admit. The graphics were ok, they weren't colored in however. The sound was ok as well, and it was very funny. I didn't, however, like the style at all. I feel that anti-clocks should keep to themselves, and not spread hate, especially on Clock Day. Anyway, good movie otherwise, i give a 3. (Btw, my movie "Clock Adventure" was there! w00t! You probably blammed it though, so I changed my mind... im giving you a 0, cuz you just blam clock movies unfairly, whether you watch them or not, or if they're good or not. What a loser.)

FUnKy-bAcON responds:

Actually, we watched the movie before we blammed it. For times sake, we decided not to put the movie within the movie. It sucked. Trust me.