This sucked moose balls.
Arghhhh.... theres nothing I can really say that isn't already dead obvious in the title of my reveiw. IT SUCKED. IT SUCKED BAD. You press a little arrow key and meet two men. Then there are incredible star explosion effects. They then collapse. Then you shoot some guy. Then you drive a car or something. Maybe it was a hover craft, or some sort of mobile turd. I don't know. Oh yes! Theres the added replay value of playing as a diffrent person, and having your hands skin color turn from white, to brown! Oh! I am jumping with glee! Do your self a favour and don't play this.