geometry dash gameplay
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surf or die dats waut ur momm dog dad told u or somethin
then u go(with hxc bacon water-table) ther cus u madlad dog
not scared of ocean or
water like weak poopies but no¿ U then Go and WAAshht!!
onto THE OCENA thne u BECOM a surving BACONer
LEGEND!?!?!!?!¡!¿1¿1'1
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controls: spacebar or mouse or touch 2 surf
(survive as long as u can)
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[WARNING: YOUR MOM GAY]
An extremely basic Flappy Bird clone, whose only notable feature is the, shall we say, *interesting*, visuals.
NewKittyKrew responds:
stop talking about yourself, self flattery is not a good look
this is almost as good as that flash game with the dolphan where for whatever reason a voice would repeatedly say "Time for lunch!"
AbortedKitten responds:
LUCKYYYYY!!!!, i want to have launch with a yaoi dolphanian too! \(>.<)/
the game should have a start button and or a game over screen cause it's annoying having to listen to the dog dying constantly when i'm writing a review for an example, the hitboxes are confusing cause it looks like i should take damage but i don't and i don't exactly know how big the hitboxes are and where they are. i don't know if the sharks or those noses kill you or not cause as i've said the hitboxes are weird, if they do, they can be impossible to dodge at some points and it ruins the game. also if the noses and sharks do damage, the score button is at a very awkward position cause it's hard to see where and what things are coming. it's not obvious that the smilies are health points but that's probably not that big of a deal cause i figured that out pretty quick. there could be some more things added to make the game more fun and make people want to play more but all in all with some changes this game could be decent
wackymuffin responds:
First off, we need a big ol' START button and a GAME OVER screen because, seriously, who wants to hear a doggo biting the dust on repeat while trying to write a masterpiece review? Not me, pal!
Now, let's talk about these wonky hitboxes. It's like a game of peek-a-boo where I think I should get hit, but nope, I'm safe. How big are these hitboxes? Are they ninja hitboxes? Because I can't see them!
And what's the deal with those sharks and sniffer-doodles (noses)? Do they even hurt? Sometimes it feels like they're impossible to dodge, turning my game into an underwater rage fest. And if they do hurt, then the score button is playing hide-and-seek in the worst spot ever, making it hard to see the incoming danger!
Also, those smilies – they're health points? Well, okay, Captain Obvious, I figured that out eventually. But it could've been clearer.
Throw in a few more fun things to jazz it up and this game could be a real gem. With a sprinkle of tweaks, it could go from meh to YEAH!
AbortedKitten responds:
LMAO
