Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

IGF :" Game of the year".

ANVG Angry Nerd of Video Games : "WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!!".

VideoGameDunken :" Is this better than Super Mario Galaxy no it's not but is it better than Bubbzy 3D also no it's not but it has a dog I hear 10/10"

Nintendo PowerZ : "this is a must have for our 16 bit system the sega genesis"

My cousin from canada : "firsr ever AAAAA game experiense ruined by greedy developers Pay2Win require paying money to buy anything traps ,Cannon Balls"

Hey everyone mike here from our PR team do not play this game it causes death to anyone older than 2000

Hey everyone Don here the team lead programmer that big ass sprites that you see when you start the game with no collision whatsoever are not a bug its a feature.

Hey game artist leo here the team lead artist everything is stolen from other talented artist (free on itch) but I did draw a rectangel when you select some weapons

Hey raph here the team lead sound designer all sounds are stolen from opengamesart also if you don't like listening to spotify while playing well too bad your gonna hear it anyway its cool though

Hey splinter lead level designer here this shit is unbalanced just farm money and use Cannons and tower shooty trap also for the boomerange right click there is a cyan rect big really big one this was supposed to be water but Leo don't know how to draw so use your imagination and just jump over it. You need to find a portal to finish the level I was too Old to make a mini map

Hey community manager April we offer an open letter for our community we spend all our kickstarter 10000000$ money on Pizza

So no Backers reward and our game won't be released on nintendo 3DS and just like R-truth(WWE) Said "MY BAD".

Wow you read all the way here this is cleary a Joke(or is it) thanks for playing it was fun while it lasted I loved making games I started years ago back in 2020 and I think game developers are gamers who took there hobby too far it was fun while it lasted so many dreams crushed the last two years have been tough for me I will now kill my hobby for now focus on my career and job and spend more time learning and expanding my knowledge in the game industry hopefully one day you can enjoy my games for real have a wonderful life and enjoy everyday we only have one life to live. Also if you want me to scam you from your money please fund me on patreon and gofundme campain were I would spend all your hard earned money on pizza(just kidding again)