Lucky seven for you!
This was pretty funny! I know people like this and some people even take it one step further. I had a guy IM me one time and I was furious. Anyways, great job with this flash, although you shouldn't have been so mean if he said you have "No talent", even though it's showing pretty clearly that you do.
Now if he had called you a really derogatory name like a ball-blowing, shit eating, fucked up monkey who never should have children, then might I suggest a big 16-ton weight crushing down on his head?