Its all I ever dreamed and hoped it would be good job jare you always care

Creepy as hell i like it

AT FIRST PLAYTHROUGH THE WHITE GOO CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD OH MY GOD...!!! Why is there George Floyd on the main menu?

this game LITERALLY SUCKS MY ASS OUT!!!>;( FIRST OF ALL the main character LITTERALY LOOKS LIKE MY COCK!!!!!!!!! ANd whats that white stuff??? EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! D:< the enemies are no goomba thats for sure! the only good thing about this game is the cowboy scream from old movies. that is a very clever freference to old movies! BUT THE REST OF THE GAME EATS BUFFALO ASS FARTS >:D D:<D:<D:<

Dont worry about the volume, honey. I will gladly give up my hearing to enjoy one of your games