Ever felt the need to duel with someone in order to win a stupid argument

in the simplest and most balanced way possible?

If "yes" then I suggest you to chill the f*** out and put down the real weapons...

...and INSTEAD, pick up the keyboard and challenge whoever you need to on RedNapkin!

Take the role of Veglio or Pitagore, and play in Conflictual Mode to duel in local multiplayer,

or play in Ruminant Mode to duel against a progressively difficult CPU!

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[ HOW TO PLAY THE "GAME" ]

Press SPACE to proceed from the title screen to the game mode menu. Once you are there, press R for Ruminant Mode (single player) or C for Conflictual Mode (local multiplayer):

...in Conflictual Mode, choose your character with either V (for Veglio) or P (for Pitagore) and tell to your adversary to press the button you haven't pressed. When both characters are selected, press ENTER to start the duel.

...in Ruminant Mode, choose your character with either V (for Veglio) or P (for Pitagore) and then choose the CPU difficulty with either N (for easy), S (for normal) or C (for hard) to automatically start the duel.

Once the RedNapkin has "taken off" wait for it to reappear on screen between the two characters after the "cutscene", and when that happens immediately press your character's button to strike.

You win if you press faster than your adversary!

[ ADVANCED INFO FOR COOL PEOPLE ]

• If you want to skip the cutscene in which the two stare at each other in romantic fashion, just press SPACE when the camera arrives on the scene from the menu.
• If you want to (somehow) turn Ramno's beautiful music off: press 1; press 2 to turn off the sounds instead. Press said buttons again to turn them back on respectively.
• If you want to restore the menu because you messed up, or you just want to skip the long a** intro, just press ESC in both instances.
• If you want to waste even more of your time, check out Duello, RedNapkin's comic/manga made specifically for people like you! You can download/read it from this Drive!

[ PATCH NOTES ]

14/04/23

• I removed a sound that didn't make sense playing in that place
• Before this patch, Pitagore was so pretentious that he didn't unlock the "Paper Cut" medal if the game was seen from his point of view

30/04/23

• I added a small Easter Egg in honor of the first cool Will Full
• Re-rendered a background because there was a small error that I somehow forgot to fix in a month