Best game of the year 10/10 better than Batman: Arkham City
Medals
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START THE DAMN GAEM 5 Points
start the game. epic achievement, the hardest to get ever on newgrounds
WHY!?!? 5 Points
Die 10 times and get advenberry to divorce and onion cookie to orphanage, at least there is something good to such a sad thing
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Author Comments
Made for the 2022 mobile game jam hosted by @Stepford
PLAYABLE ON PC AND MOBILE
UPDATE: I fixed the glitch where the controls didn't work.
The konami code now works, try it on the title screen and see what happens!
Medals finally fixed almost 2 years since they've stopped working
Follow the damn train and get your chicken back from dem vagos!
Parody of the "Wrong Side Of The Tracks" mission from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
Also idk why people complain that this mission is annoying and hard cuz I beat it first try.
DRIVE 200 MILES TO BEAT THE GAME
CREDITS
Coding: Me
Engine: Scratch (yeah that crappy site)
Pictures from: GTA SA og and "definitive", GTA lll "definitive", Cookie Run, Doritos Reaction, @dudgns964, Getty Images, etc.
Music from: Super Mario Kart, Friday Night Funkin', Pokémon Snap, Sonic CD, and Pokémon Heartgold Soulsilver.
Goof Damn
“All We Had To Do Was Follow The Damn Train CJ!”
-Big Smoke
A bit difficult on a mobile phone but fun nonetheless
no giga-engineer. disappointed
