This looks so shit. This is not even a fucking game. This is like 1 year old made this on scratch. Even the sperm cell make better games than this dude. Delete this i got 5 stage cancer of this. Delete this so anymore people can't get cancer. What kind of newgrounds users are you? At least you're not completely sane. You must have never seen a real game, because this cannot be called a game. the parents have not been successful in raising the child. This is literally a load of crap. And wtf you need a fucking 18 people to make this shit, even 1 down syndromed child can make better games.
Author Comments
use arow keys, survive etc
folow me on NG for front page deserving games
KhaosKitsune617 responds:
Hi I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's you're game? Just shout my name
While you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see my campfire willy
Oh oh, oh hi there
Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh oh, oh hi there
Please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh oh, oh hi there
Let's go camping, let me touch ya
Oh oh, oh hi there
Ha ha, I tied you up
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the bully's fist, and a skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain coca cola
Gonna send you back right of detention
Pay attention to my dicks ascension
16 bits of dogey tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh ooh, ooooh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh ooh, ooooh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, hahaha, just kidding
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Rats, you got away
Guess I'll die
ethanblair responds:
I Accept Your Criticism But Must Personally Disagree While On The Surface Its Quite A Simple Game Its Got Some Things Going For It And Heart But I Completely Understand For Most Its Very Low Quality Effort
I Guess For Me Personally Its The Experiences I Had With Friends That Means The Most
I Am Sorry You Feel That Way Hope Your Day Gets Better Bro
Powerkitten4 responds:
some games are fun because you can see the artistic values that the community brought together. You're the reason we live in grey cubes instead of a painting
MushmouthTB responds:
Interesting review, have you tried getting good and doing better?
BigTWONeli responds:
As the sponsor for this game, I can assure you this costed me 1.5 million dollars and I do not regret funding it. (Also your music is bad, just give up on it at this point because you're not making it out of the hood.)
AntiDanty responds:
At least you got cancer and we don't have to see you anymore
ICantSeeHelp responds:
i dont think you understood how to play the game
so basically
you're an astronaught surviving asteroids in deep space.
play the game again with this context and im sure youll gain a new perspective
Ant responds:
Damn dude this must be personal or something, don’t worry though if you swim fast enough you’ll have a 1 out of 250 million chance of making it to the egg. Everything is gonna be ok.
Looks like my ass
KhaosKitsune617 responds:
hot
Ant responds:
YEAH WELL YOU SMELL LIKE YOUR ASS
Powerkitten4 responds:
I'm sentencing you to death
ethanblair responds:
Yeah @DrunkGecko I Was Thinking Of Saying "Hot" But Was Unsure If I Should ... Glad You Of All People Picked Up My Slack
DrunkGecko responds:
thats hot. can i bury my face in between your delicious supple white femboy ass cheeks?
i don't like it
ethanblair responds:
I Can.. Respect That...
Theses Types Of Games Are Not For Everyone
ICantSeeHelp responds:
asteroid
DrunkGecko responds:
i dont enjoy life sometimes
Ant responds:
YEAH WELL I DONT LIKE YOU
Why did Newgrounds remove my comment?
ethanblair responds:
Its Simple It Might Of Been Reported By Someone
Or Or Maybe It Was Private Removed By A Moderator : Theres Nothing You Can Do Except Be More Careful And Keep Putting Yourself Out There
this shit is PEAK, incredible work from everybody involved, mad props 10/10
KhaosKitsune617 responds:
Ur comment is shit
ICantSeeHelp responds:
that is a insanely clever contradictory comment
fuck i wish i could come up with something like this
Powerkitten4 responds:
I would like to see you work hard on a team project, or let alone find a team buddy boy!
BigTWONeli responds:
0/10
Ant responds:
Your score really proves your enthusiasm