The music and text-to-speech voices really take the cake on this one, between the cheery rendition of Creep and that Livin in the City loop, as well as the psychic damage taken when you realize the grocery store music is Toxic sped-up beyond recognizability, and the GET DOWN ON THE GROUND DIE DIE DIE, this game is a surreal disorienting experience anybody living in the urban jungle can relate to. Garish colors assault your eyes in the grocery store just like their irl counterparts' fluorescent lights, as all sorts of batshit unreasonable characters make your life harder every step of the way. I hated playing this after a while, because it was too good at what it portrayed. The more stressed you are the faster you run

this is the video game ever

Get mugged repeatedly by anime girls, run over, stung, gather marinara for Baron Haagen Dazs (because when your company slogan is THE <insert product here> MUST FLOW whatever your product is, it's a detriment to civilization and yet something it can't survive without, and since we already had bacon sundaes inflicted upon us tomato paste ice cream can't be far off. At least that's the headcanon I formed from this), run pointless laps on a track like a hamster from Hamizilla, wander the maze that is Dollar Store K-Mart while being molested the whole time by Butthead as he tries to make you his new Beavis, go home to your cheese box and sleep and do it all again the next day. Rinse, wash, repeat until you do a John and Mary and die. And there are still those in the world who would look at this and say "Damn, your life is good!" Where is Ms. "How dare they build something here!!!" when we need her? Probably getting game jolted by the Eastern Gods. Which sounds far worse out loud than it did in my head (which I didn't think possible), and only gets worse each time I say it.

Honestly, I thought the story in the description was more fun than the game. (then again, that could be the point)

I don't even know. It's kinda a meme game though.